I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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