some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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