You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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