Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize