How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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