sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I see more hoeing in ur future
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