I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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