Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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