i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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