Me too!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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