I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Randomize