oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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