Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Is Oprah even human
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
So here I am, sexting at work.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
