Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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