dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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