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You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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