We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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