i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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