Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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