lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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