The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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