like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
My dick has a subreddit
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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