I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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