i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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