Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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