shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Can I color on your dick again?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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