i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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