found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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