ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
So many bounce houses so little time
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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