I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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