That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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