in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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