there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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