We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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