Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
