she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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