does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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