So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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