just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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