Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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