We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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