please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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