i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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