well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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