um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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