dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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