I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
