Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
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