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(248): View more from Michigan

the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.

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(480): View more from Arizona

too bad you live with your parents still

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant

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then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.

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(301): View more from Maryland

guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye

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(630): View more from Illinois

Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)

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(828): View more from North Carolina

btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..

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(613): View more from Ontario

Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.

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(224): View more from Illinois

My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.

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