i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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