if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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